GI Endorse Darth Vader as Emperor of Ukraine

There could be no easier decision to make. The wisdom, strength, and force (persuasion) of the dark lord is clearly what the Ukraine needs for for dealing with separatist rebel scum, preserving internet freedom, and promoting the #BlackMarketsMatter movement. We expect the Russian Hutt Cartels to oppose this viciously, which saddens me having a Russian background. But I apologize Mother Russia, Vader’s time is now—for the Emperor!

May the force be with you.

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